Hotbox Landed!
Don't Leave TV!
Submitted by Channel 79 Staff
Channel 79 has won the prestigious “East Hodge Shiny Award
Of Excellence” for its “Don’t Leave TV”
coverage of the “HOTBOX” invasion. Thank you, East
Hodge, for making us your number one channel for all things
“HOTBOX”. Stay with us every Tuesday and we
promise to provide more scare mongering, more artist
interpretations and overall good-looking news.
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Submitted by Channel 79 Staff
East Hodge’s only fully licensed family doctor is prescribing
continual TV viewing to prepare the mind, buttocks, and laughin’ bones for
the‘HOTBOX’ invasion. Dr. Anderson is suggesting that “fidgety” members of the
public who don’t like sitting for extended periods should look to the “bricks on
lap” method to ensure minimal movement.
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Submitted by Channel 79 Staff
With Hodge completely doomed, we asked Jeff Liebe, President
of East Hodge Mall what his plans were for the Hotbox invasion. After telling us
that the mall will stay open he asked Hodgians for “a new EHM
theme song to reflect our new attitude”
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